is this too obvious of a song choice?
last last night was so…interesting.
kathy had gone to sleep around midnight and i headed off to bed a couple hours later. for some reason, i was more agitated than usual about the noise outside my window. there seemed to be even more noise than usual for a friday night in the LES, which is already a lot of noise anyway. i had just lay down to sleep when i heard a puppy barking. i was in that strange half asleep state of mind where you have to REALLY think about things if you want to make sense of them. i kept hearing the puppy which was so confusing because there’s no pets allowed in the building. this is about the conversation that was going on in my head:
what? a puppy?
whose dog is that?
ugh, be quiet!
wait a minute, no pets!
no pets!
no pets!
no pets!
why is there a dog?
whose is that?
they should make it be quiet
no pets! no p-
wait
that’s
that’s not a dog
i think it’s a person!
yes, it’s a person.
it’s a woman.
oh. okay….
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. oh. i see.
great.
yes, the sexin’ was goin down next door.
it was actually really really funny. i had those giggles you get when you lie down to sleep and you think of something really funny that happened and you can’t stop laughing to yourself like a crazy person. then a couple hours later, well or after i’d fallen asleep the intercom buzzer woke me up. it was just some drunk person and i got so pissed (maybe because of earlier?) so i picked up the intercom and i said “YOU HAVE THE WRONG FUCKING APARTMENT!” then i slammed it back down. it kept going off so i picked it up again and i said “GET THE FUCK AWAY” and some drunk person was like “noo dude just let me innnnnn” so i said (and i am directly quoting myself now) “NO! YOU’RE A FUCKTARD, GET THE HELL AWAY!”
i know. i said fucktard! i don’t know! i don’t know where i pulled that from. also, the last and final time i said “GET THE FUCK AWAY OR I WILL STRAIGHT UP CALL THE POLICE ON YOUR ASS!” (at this i woke up kathy who was like “what’s going on? what?” she later didn’t know if she was dreaming or not because there was so much swearing.)
heeeeeeeee. i went back to sleep and had the giggles all over again after i reviewed my own diction. hehehe, fucktard? straight up?
who am i?????
here is a jay-z/four seasons mashup. it’s oh what a night, because oh, what a night. but it’s the mashup because i don’t know, i’m a badass now. it’s from dj topcat who is a mashup/remix artist and i like a lot of his stuff.
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