shannanigans if you pull my card, you pull the ace, and if you ask me turn UP the bass

whatever i play, it’s gots ta be funkay

this is a song i think everyone should listen to when they wake up on the weekend. contrary to the title of the post it is not by james brown. it’s the kind of song you should dance around in your underwear to. not that i’m saying that i dance around in my underwear all the time and make like playlists to do that to or anything, i mean it just seems like the kind of thing that would be fun. if one was so inclined to do so. you could dance around in your clothes too. either way. you could even dance around with clothes and not have underwear on, yeah, commando dancing.

eh…enough of that awkwardness.

you know what is awkward or rather, what was awkward? the other day i was in the subway and i was going to go down the stairs to the platform. right when i was going down a bunch of people were walking up because a train had just come. this one older middle agedish woman was walking up towards me and i was at the top of the stairs and all of a sudden she fell down on my legs. the awkward part was that i could see her falling, not enough to catch her but enough for my brain to understand completely what was going on, so as she was grasping my legs i was so fully aware of everything. also, she grasped my legs for a really long time, kind of climbing up my knees or something. it was a little scary but mostly awkward. i mean, i really didn’t mind, when you’re falling, you’re falling and you just grab whatever and don’t really think about it. but the person you’re falling on sure thinks about it. i mean, if you fall on me i am definitely thinking about how awkward it is. after she left i actually checked to see if i still had my wallet. ha!

i just remembered that a homeless man fell on me on my way to connecticut…..er…i don’t think i want to relive that right now.

nevermind! here’s aretha’s rock steady, get your underwear on! or off!

right? miz franklin knows how to get with the funk, it starts off a little plain but i know that by 30 seconds in you’re moving your hips already.

you have the most awkward encounters with people when using public transportation. it’s priceless!

for this reason, I avoid the subway as much as possible. Which is unfortunate because it *is* very convenient.

I love songs with a 90s vibe. I know aretha isn’t close to 90s but she was so popular then her songs feels 90s to me. funny how I like the 90s songs alot better now than I used to …. in the 90s. Must be all the crunk backlash.

your archives are hilarious…good stuff.